1. If you touch his chair one more time, you’ll be on a ferry to four week camp by this weekend. 2. It’s not really your birthday, I’m the one who did all the work. 3. You are going to floss. 4. Y’all are the reason that mothers don’t get in the pool. 5. Do not speak. 6. Quit telling him to stop talking. 7. Please stop touching me. 8. You just ate. 9. Turn off that television. 10. I was not put on this earth to entertain you.

Bonus: Y’all are being awful.