My name is Amos.

My sissy finds my shirt very offensive.

My mom claims it has spawned a lot of interesting conversation.

Sissy says she’s worth at least a hundred dollars.

Little Thomas said $1500.

Russell said he’s not for sale.

My mom said it would be difficult to put a price on me.

She said we would all need a no return policy.

That sounds not very nice.

We are keepers.

Love, Amos