Amos & the T-Shirt
My name is Amos.
My sissy finds my shirt very offensive.
My mom claims it has spawned a lot of interesting conversation.
Sissy says she’s worth at least a hundred dollars.
Little Thomas said $1500.
Russell said he’s not for sale.
My mom said it would be difficult to put a price on me.
She said we would all need a no return policy.
That sounds not very nice.
We are keepers.