Wednesday, April 12, 2017 Adrian Wood Comments (0)

My name is Amos. I adore a shower. My mother always asks me if I want to get in with her. Of course, I always say NO. It’s important that one maintains his fierce independence at all times. I’m quite the expert. Tonight, I stayed in there over an hour. I cleaned with the toilet brush. I am a big fan of opening and closing the shower door. I like to shout HELLO at my mother. Then I say BYE and close the door. It’s so fun and I think she likes our game better than me. I do try to make her life better. She just happens to be a slow learner. That’s all right. I’ve got nothing but time.

She clearly is not busy.

Love,
Amos